CYOA: Alex Awoke!

[Requine]

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You awaken. You're in a dumpster.

This is so foul. Ugh. What... what happened? Oh. You're in your... interview clothes? It's all coming back to you now. You remember what happened.

You make your way out of the dumpster. You don't recognize this neighborhood.

Where the hell did this woman leave you?

Well, might as well move some direction.

Which way do you go?
1) Left
2) Right
3) Check the doors
4) (SMART) Wait, that symbol...​

 

[Credaxi/Terry]

4) Is that..

 

[Collapsible Myth]

4. That, wait

 

[Voltigeur]

4) Um. I'm pretty sure I saw that symbol right before I ended up... here. Wherever here is.

 

[EuAngelias]

4) Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

 

[Dr. Setara Karzai]

4) Noooooooo

 

[Requine]

You've seen this before.

You know you've seen this before.

But... where?

Maybe... maybe at the Anvil? Maybe it's a gang sign?

Hm.

You make a mental note of it, but prepare to move on in another direction.

Which way do you go?
1) Left
2) Right
3) Check the doors​

 

[The Mereland]

2) Well, we know the best way to respond to any given situation is to figure out which way north is. Failing that, something something always go right to get out of a maze.

 

[Credaxi/Terry]

2) Yeah, right sounds good.

 

[Voltigeur]

1) Hrmmm. Well, that creepy symbol's on the right side of the doors, so the shenanigans are either through there or to the right. And I have enough of shenanigans for today, I think. I'm going left!

 

[Dr. Setara Karzai]

3) The dooooors!

 

[Requine]

You head right.

There are two shapes - men? At the end of the alley. They're watching you - staring at you?

They're definitely interested in your approach, although you can't make out any details about them.

Do you:

1) Ask them for help - you are lost!
2) Walk by them
3) Take inspiration from that store front and CHEESE IT​

 

[Dr. Setara Karzai]

Um. UM.

3) WHEN IN DOUBT, GAIN DISTANCE ON THE PROBLEM OR SITUATION.
Literally, in this case.

 

[EuAngelias]

2) Nothing will happen in the middle of the street, right? (Naive)

 

[Voltigeur]

3) THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A SIGN

 

[Talen Lee]

2) Look so far today I have tried to help people and I wound up in a dumpster so clearly I should expect some karmic return from the universe and wait this is a terrible idea why am I still committing to it oh noooooo

 

[Gildthorn]

 

[Requine]

NOPE.

I mean, maybe they're harmless. But with the day you've been having, you're not risking it.

Some part of your panicked lizard brain realizes you should be running somewhere -

Do you go straight forward

or turn at the doors and enter the building?​

 

[Dr. Setara Karzai]

BUILDING BUILDING TUCK INSIDE HIDE HIDE D8

 

[Voltigeur]

There might be MORE OF THEM in the building nope nope I'm beelining OUTTA HERE